Zhik Superwarm Socks
There is a pain, known only to sailors, that unifies us in a bond stronger than brotherhood. There comes a point, well past numbness, when cold feet infect a man’s entire body with a stabbing, screaming, searing pain. Those of us who are members of the brotherhood of the frozen footed sailors may tell stories of epic voyages battling water and wind enslaved to the bottomless thermometer, but not a single one of us want to repeat those moments ever again. That’s why we can’t help but pimp the Zhik Superwarm Socks ($39), with their four individual layers (nylon, neoprene, titanium film, and microfleece) to keep your feet dry, warm, and comfortable. May you never know the pain of your fathers.